why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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