Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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