We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
