How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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