i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
