Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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