with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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