When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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