So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
