Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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