He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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