Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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