i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
