if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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