How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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