apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I love you.
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