No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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