Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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