Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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