On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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