well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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