yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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