butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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