all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
my poor anus
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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