You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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