with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Small penises have feelings too.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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