I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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