He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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