Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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