and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
And then he peed in my hair
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