i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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