Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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