I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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