Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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