I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
