my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
