i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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