Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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