school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
