The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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