I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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