Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
don't judge my taste in strippers
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I love you.
Bad choice
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