Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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