drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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