am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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