i just sent this text using only my big toe
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
