YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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