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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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