Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize