a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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