That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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