...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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