I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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