who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If that was your dad, he is hot
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I will pee on everything he values.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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