matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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